‘Explain it to me like I’m five': Tech support employee attempts to assist CEO with internet problems remotely, resulting in a dispute about how IT breaks information down for employees

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    WiFi = "The Internet"
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    I'm sure you have all experienced this one before. The CEO and I have a very good personal standing and help each other out every once in a while. Around 15 minutes to the end of my shift,
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    my work phone rings, it's the CEO. CEO: "Hey can I bother you for a minute? It's something about my home network if you're ok with that..."
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    Me: "Sure thing, what's up?" CEO: "So my home internet is down and the router has its INFO LED lit up red. I googled and it says that I can log in to my router and it would tell me the error, but
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    I don't know how to access the router. Can you help?" Me: "Sure, so open up your laptop and connect to your WiFi, then open a browser and go to 192.168.1.1"
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    CEO: "Well uh I can't do that, I can't connect to the WiFi" Me: "Hmm, have you tried rebooting the router, like unplugging it, waiting 5 minutes, and plugging it back in?"
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    CEO: "Yeah I did that but it's not working" Me: "Well ok, do you see your WiFi network at all? Does it say anything if you try to connect to it?"
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    CEO: "Yeah, it just says 'no internet'" Me: "Ok, so just open up Chrome and go to 192.168.1.1" CEO: "But how would I do that if I don't have WiFi? The internet is not working"
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    Me: "Oh, I see! Well you can be connected to the WiFi without having internet access. You can still access local resources then, and since your router is local to you, that will work"
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    CEO: "I'm very sorry man, but | don't quite catch it..." Me: "Alright. So imagine you have your car but the gas tank is empty, ok?" CEO: "Yeah?"
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    Me: "You can still sit in it, turn on the radio and listen to music, and turn the lights on, but you can't turn on the engine and drive it, yeah?"
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    CEO: "Yeah that's correct" Me: "Car = WiFi, Gas tank = Internet connection, Driving somewhere Accessing the internet" CEO: "Oh!" =
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    It did end up being an ISP issue as I suspected, but I was glad that I could help. What have you used to explain things like that to your users?
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    koolman2 2d ago I usually say something along the lines of "the router has its own website inside the box" and it usually works.
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    SuperHarrierJet • 2d ago I've learned over the years that if you break things down to what people generally understand instead of trying to explain in our terms, it goes a lot smoother. Also I'm stealing this.
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    projectb223 • 2d ago My boss was once angry that his computer had an error after turning it on. I came down to look at it and just restarted it and it was fine. He asked why it does that and I said "Computers are like people, sometimes they wake up cranky and need to go back to sleep for a second." and apparently it clicked well with him.
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    Itchy_Influence5737 • 2d ago I use the train vs. the bus analogy. You can get to everything in your village via the local bus, but if you want to get to somewhere that's in a different village, you first have to take the train to that village.
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    A_norny_mousse • 2d ago Lucky you, at least they know what a router is. I had to literally point to the router and say: this box there? That's what provides Wifi. They seem to think that Wifi is just magically there, like the internet itself.
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    A8Bit • 2d ago When you connect to the Wi-Fi you are connecting to the building. The building isn't connected to the internet. You can see the stuff in the building but you can't see stuff outside it.
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    rudthedud.2d ago The plumbing is in the house but the water is not coming into them. We need to check the pipes for leaks and other issues before we stay the water isn't flowing from the street/well.
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    duke3000 2d ago I like the car analogies. I am a mechanic. I troubleshoot, service and repair your car. I change tyres and do oil changes. I do my own driving and take your car for a test ride after the shop. But I do never ever give driving lessons!
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    Bar_litrerally 1m ago • Explain it to me like I'm five (Tech Support version)

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